Cheap sarcasm, revealing a dilettante's understanding of international soccer. Antigua and Barbuda are at this stage of World Cup qualification because they are for real. World Cup qualifying in CONCACAF — especially on the road — is far from just a coronation ceremony for the USA and Mexico. Taking shots at Team USA…

TOO SOON! ...oh no, wait — 42 years, not too soon.

Can't believe he let the real criminal-uniform syndicate off the hook — Italian soccer club Juventus, what with their crusade to glamorize jail stripes.

ahahaha +1

Getting swept at home by the Giants always has a (ahem) salutary effect on the Dodgers' judgment. Throw that Hail Mary, LA! Air it out!

[stands up, applauds]

Well, Ball State's conference opponents always said they were soft.

It's a testament to the PED makers reverence for human diversity that fatass Bartolo Colon and cancer-having-looking Lance Armstrong could be using the same thing.

Ahahaha +1

then-16-year-old Zahia Dehar...

Sources are now reporting that the deal will also include the Mavericks and the Heat, who will retroactively award their respective 2011 and 2012 NBA titles to the Lakers in exchange for unspecified draft picks and courtside seats at Staples.

Ryan Hall risks being stripped of any medals he might win in London. He is sure to make numerous references to God in any pre- or post-race interviews and/or medal ceremonies, and the Christian God is not the Official Deity of the 2012 London Olympic Games.

No way. Dude just keeps kickin' bass.