GODDAMNIT NO

And I want to slap him because he’s a 9/11 truther.

“setting up all those white people to laugh at a lynching joke.”

I wish they had gotten mid-2000s Dave Chappelle up there. He would have lit into that audience like they never saw coming. Chris Rock is great, still funny and smart as always, but has been a little too Hollywood-ized for me.

I want to hug Mark Ruffalo all the time. Was he in the Revenant? Cuz he is such a teddy bear.

EVERYTHING ABOUT SAM SMITH

I don't even mind Leonardo DiCaprio, but I just wanted him to lose so, so, much. And for Mad Max to win Best Picture. But I'm one of those people who can't have nice things.

I know this is going to never appear with the grown-up comments for some reason, but the painful truth is that she was not great during roundtables, constantly put herself and her sometimes screwball opinions ahead of guests and - one thing that people aren’t thinking about - probably put her production team through…

I was walking down Vine in Hollywood, on my way to Trader Joe’s after a long sweaty day working at a DV shelter in the Valley. I had to wear a back brace because I have scoliosis that was never addressed because I only had insurance on and off as a child. I was painfully aware of how horrible I looked, in pain,…

years and years FUCKING KILLING IT

To be fair, in 90210 he still looked old enough to play Archie’s dad.

Eh no thanks the plot of the book isn’t drawing me in and Jill Soloway is on my ain’t shit list for what she did to Franchesca Ramsey so...nope