I have had it with abysmal idiots and their “toxins.” Toxins are NOT a thing. They are not magical serpents that burrow themselves into your body through assholes and eyeballs. Dosage is what’s important. Dosage makes a thing toxic. How many times do we have to mention that water itself is toxic at a certain level?…

It’s been a long time coming, but I’m gonna go ahead and come out with it: I actually kind of love Kim Kardashian.

I don’t judge Kaitlyn for having sex on her own show...I judge her for having it with NICK and his smirky disingenuous body language and his dirty cardigans and ill-fitting skinny jeans and hideous checkered blazer. Meanwhile she has a whole line of attractive dudes waiting on her who look like they actually shower…

DEATH TO VISIBLE POCKET FLAPS!

Ugh. Jeremy Scott is like a really rich seventeen-year-old who’s been told too many times that he is cool and different and special.

Yeah, and that gets to a point I really don’t understand at large. There is state/legally acknowledged marriage, and there is religious marriage.

It’s a cool 60 degrees in New York City...

I grew up on the originals. Like, The Kids Of Degrassi Street times.

This is a masterpiece btw, Bobby

STFU, Adrien Grenier. Jesus.

Agreed. I’m Australian and I don’t even think they should be therapy animals in this country. Kangaroos can be dangerous!

The best thing about this story is that a drunken jack sparrow smuggling Yorkies into Australia in order to foil the minister of agro barnaby Joyce probably IS the plot for the next pirates of the Caribbean. It is Definitely Tim burtons wet dream.

This made the broadcast of every free to air news show in Australia.

i have become an accidental kardashian stan because of the unnecessary vitriol they face. they could literally cure cancer and give away all of their money to starving children and people would still be FURIOUS.

I recognized that it was well done, with good acting... but I think maybe I’m not smart enough to get it? Same problem with Mad Men. People see these incredible connections, and symbolism, and deep meanings in what seems to me like superficial dialogue, and I’m just “huh?”.

Still, his performance in The Fault in Our Stars wasn’t half-bad.

This Pissing Contest is making me feel super lame because I have no good stories, just your garden variety sleeping around and making bad decisions and crying a lot.

or maybe she just grabbed a bag out of the bag box ( everyone has one of those right. the box that holds old grocery bags for future use?) and it was from a long time ago because she’s been dutifully bring her canvas bag to the grocery store so she hasn’t gotten any new ones in a while so her bag supply is running low…