I would go for bathtub. You’re in a tiny house. A bathtub is a waste of perfectly good space. I also refuse to bathe in something meant to water farm animals even if it looks clean.

Kept Cubans in misery? How many Cubans do you know? Do you think all cubans have that opinion of Castro? How much do you think the US embargo against Cuba had to do with misery? How much of that was really castro’s fault, and how much was the fault of the US who funded supervised an invasion of cuba? How much do you…

According to family history, my aunt was a notoriously shy child to the point where she was often scolded for rudeness. I imagine Caroline has a similar situation. I was a shy kid too, who eventually learned how to hide it entirely (so now a lot of people seem surprised when I say I’m introverted—friendly and…

The one lovely thing about the finale was the storyline with Miranda and her mother-in-law, who had dementia. That was pretty beautiful, actually.

The problem is that it seemed to indicate that being coupled up was the only choice for a happy life. Why couldn’t at least ONE of the women remained happily single? Even Samantha ended up monogamous and tied up, for crying out loud. Terrible message to end what was a pretty decent and smart show for the most part.

From Sipowitz’s app’s make up tips: “there’s a reason red lipstick is called ‘timeless!’ It’s because none of us are willing to accept the radical ephemerality of our own lives and of humanity’s existence in the dark maw of deep space.”

Buy my app, bobby. I offer daily inspirational quotes like:

I’ve been APPLYING MYSELF the past few days to try and get the hang of it. It’s getting easier, but I still feel like a grandma on it.

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

I hate the term “Meghan Trainor” and I think she should be banned.

Oh! I honestly didn’t know that. I think what was throwing me off was that it sounded like the couple was doing all this work, when in reality that probably wasn’t the case.

This entire thread is why Australians are my favorite commenters.

i also read the book and her surprising self-awareness and apparent introspection make me inclined to believe her, too. i’m not saying that holly madison is a latent russian philosopher, i’m just saying the level of reflection felt earnest and lent credence to what she was accusing

It’s a shame because she has made some good points about black women in the industry but instead of being taken seriously she’s just turned herself into a gobby homophobe.

I love Danny Trejo SO MUCH right now.

Also I can’t stop laughing at his tweet: “your website is a joke.. .. this happened during guetta not Jack u” like... hardly anyone who has good taste in electronic music likes David Guetta or Jack U. They’re both awful. (Sorry not sorry for being a snob.)

Jackie Collins, Judith Krantz, Shirley Conran and Jilly Cooper were my fairy godmothers. Their books stopped time and created a fluffy cloud of pure escapism. Complete with raunchy sex, Hermes bags, Perrier Jouet champagne and panthers on diamond leashes. *sigh* RIP Hollywood Jackie.

Jack white is basically billy corgan’s dumb ass zero t-shirt in human form.

That’s capitalism for ya, right?