My spirit is taller than the air and more durable than a vegetable pleather walnut. Namaste.

people REALLY. HATE. that kim is a successful, shrewd businesswoman with a BOOMING success in the tech field. and they're IRATE that she didn't illustrate, code, write and idek BUILD the computer her game was created on.

Stefani's "Rich Girl" is a ripoff of a dancehall hit from the 90's called "If I was a Rich Girl" that copied the Fiddler on the Roof song originally. It's like an onion. Peel peel peel.

I'm at work and wearing these right now:

Uhhh...as a Canadian whose hometown was attacked on Wednesday, with several friends involved in the lockdown... I don't find her tweet in the least bit offensive. In fact, it pretty much sums up the POV of many of my friends posting on social media: for us, this is a big deal because gun violence is not a daily/hourly…

Sorry, there are no pee's. Would you like to buy a bowel?

this is amazing but also depressing as I sit here at work not in the vicinity of dolphins.

YAYYYYYYYY! Man am i excited...although the first half of that preview was all the people who I think will be "rejected." I was worried at first.... those people for "shock value" are the worst part of the show. Pretty much all of the habitual plastic surgery havers are turned away... the show is for people who are…

i like how much shade you just threw at fondant.

oh hey marshmallow is like, the best running gag. and everyone is so chill with her.

HJB makes me cry because of his perfection.

seriously? Princess Diana? Omg!!! How about we trot out Liz Taylor as the hourglass example. I mean really a bit of effort to find examples with relevance would not kill you.

Same, its not that hard to do depending on how many people are in the room. Works best if you have someone you can call in to hold stuff and never talk. The last thing i built was a dresser and i had my bf and his best friend helping. I ended up doing most of it while they went out formore glue. Of course, when they…

If she were just a white Australian rapper - of which there are many - people wouldn't have a problem.

My daughter's first taste of ramen "as is" - cause I buy the one without the flavor package, and use actual broth - had her coming home and saying "The ramen at [friends's house] is weird." Luckily she said nothing while there, so that is good.

My kids are the asshole kids eating cupcakes at friends' parties and going "This cupcake tastes... weird. Not like my mom's". Once, a mother said "It is like everyone's cupcakes, honey, it is the [most popular brand] mix" and my son said "Mommy doesn't use a mix".

Switch the backup singers with the lead singer. I would WAY rather have seen a Motown, Shirelles type girl group cover this song than this rando white dude.

I had to read it in high school then again in college. It's a masterpiece IMO. My appreciation of it was helped by a really amazing philosophy teacher who not only talked about the existentialism itself but the political and ethno-racial context of the time. But, like other books you have to read in high school…

Apparently not! (:

Does it judge you if you leave the mat to go check your email or get coffee?