Having pushed out a 9 pound baby 8 days ago, I would just like to give a resounding NO THANK YOU. Nope. Nope nope nope. That shit hurts like hell: I can't imagine how much worse it would have been without an epidural (even if it was wearing off during delivery—it was SOMETHING!) You do you, woods ladies and natural…

I want to cry, I miss it so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Bonds everything. My husband and I both wear Bonds underwear and trackies and my daughter wears Bonds onesies and clothes. it's the most comfortable and somewhere always has it on sale.

I think all of these comments digging on Kim for being divorced are so gross. Her first husband was abusive, so it's particularly gross to hold that against her. The second marriage only lasted a few months, which is weird, but whatever— should someone stay in an unhappy situation until society deems it acceptable for…

I guess Past and Present live with their moms?

Every item on a restaurant's "Specials" menu is Elizabeth Gilbert's favorite. "OH! Monkfish is my favorite!" "Oh! Hen of the Woods mushrooms are my favorite!" And then you get to hear about the first time she ate that particular item, probably at a "charming bistro in la rive gauche" which she pronounces with an…

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

Following public outcry over the hairstyle standards for black women in the Army, Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel told lawmakers each of the services will review the policy and consider possible changes. Hagel sent a letter to lawmakers on Tuesday which stated the purpose of the review is "to ensure standards are…

I do it if I'm getting so distracted by the plot point I can't enjoy the rest of the show. It takes the stress out for me.

If it ain't Bunheads I don't care.

Seriously, please just stick your head back up your ass where it came from.

Free of genetic disease? They have Joe Francis genes!

Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution is performing at my wedding reception.

She looks shockingly like Kirsten Dunst in this pic. A more freshly showered, better smelling version of Kirsten Dunst. I had to do a double take!

Eurovison has you beat, I think:

That was great!

I'm gonna miss her when she's gone.

Dear Ms Cavallari, congratulations on potentially killing other people's children, not just your own. Sincerely, the ultimate truthsplosion.

okay, that's hyperbole but seriously, I'm so over this bullshit.