NOT THE MAMA!!!

My friend's and I decided he'd be a great guy friend to have but horrible boyfriend. I do love me some Drake but you'd have to be a fool to think he's gonna treat u nice.

so glad to feel I’m not the only one. It gets so hateful.

my ex’s sister had a spider tattoo on her vajayjay, she liked to show it to everyone too.

stayed in a casa paticulare which we booked through a dude that is the go between.. worked out great. I have faith that this will a similar process but with the airbnb percentage taken out. I'd rather go through the original route though.

yaaaassssss

It’s what he does well., YAY!

Was this the same egg hunt of the Grim Yelp review??

I come from Brisbane, Australia. My love hate relationship with this stems as far as loving the friendly attitudes, the culture and the access to rainforests, bush or beaches; but hating that just this last weekend there was an anti-islamic rally by self-proclaimed “not racist” groups and Brisbane just happened to be…

seems strange given that midwives recommend feeding your baby every 2 hours. How does that factor in? I know you can wind it up depending on the needs of the child but I know some people who are still doing the 2 hour feeds at 2 months and to think of stopping that an reverting to none at all seems a bit cruel.

Here in Queensland we have many crappy attractions this particular journey centres aroudn 2 particularly crappy but lovable attractions on the Sunshine Coast. I believe they have all shut down since so I guess Australia Zoo and Underwater world kinda phased out the shitty food related parks of yesteryear.
Anyhoo, my…

He wouldn’t, he hates Kendrick Lamar. Big, BIG fan of Run The Jewels though. it will probably be an El-P track

it’s bewildering me. his work at The Hairpin was some of the best humour writing I’ve read. (His series on Love Actually was fabulous.) I was excited to see him on here but now I worry that his time at Gawker has changed him....

isn’t that the whole premise of Real Housewives?

we did that for a girl last bachelorette party I went to. felt so good and got a new friend out of it.

Gonna be that contrary asshole that says I have genetically dry lips and it has nothing to do with the amount of water I drink.

Chet Haze is all the confirmation I need that my seemingly irrational dislike for Tom Hanks is in fact very rational. Also... Forrest Gump

Does this mean Russ throw more than one phone? Did he throw the last phone because he was reliving the tragic death of his "friend" MJ?

Guys, if you haven't ever read a Bobby Finger write up before you have missed out! Welcome to Jez, Bobby. Please regale us with a Rom Com where are they now story, pls.

he's been a contributer to both here and was a regular on Gawker prior to that he was on The Awl and Hairpin. He is a treasure, an absolute treasure.