To be fair, most superheroes could do with more body hair. Except the hair-based ones though, like the wolfy ones.

Sounds a little too James Bond-ish.

Chicken-fried, of course.

Flynn did manage in December to stop the outgoing administration's planning for a military action against ISIS that displeased his clients, the Turkish and Russian governments.

Ketchup was one of the first home-canning preserves to be industrialized. Used to be every household made its own ketchup.

Ketchup is better than people think though.

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Author is probably at the TV upfronts and busy. By the way, did you see the promos for the new Roseanne show? It was just clips of her old show!

* Flynn upended a plan to attack ISIS because Turkey found it too pro-Kurdish.

It could have just been some garbage he was telling Mossad. Politicians!

Reporting says Israeli secret agents are angry that Netanyahu did not heed the Obama administration's warning about sharing intel with Trump. Netanyahu and his political staff made the weak excuse that if Trump's people f'ed up, that would give future leverage.

Ack, I promulgated fake physics, forgot about static electrical fields (if I ever knew about them). All the equations I remember trying to interpret in class by wrapping my hand around in imitation of the right rule were for fields produced by current I guess.

At the time it was clear that Chapelle thought being contrarian was clever, and that he was deluded.

The joke becomes the reality! Look how easy it is to do a cheesy commercial, you can too. We had fantastic local car ads like that when I was a kid (probably inspired by Junior Samples on Hee Haw). Also, later, creative pawn shop ads.

Again with the batteries! Batteries don't have current if they're not hooked up. But that's OK, we had the giant electromagnet in BB, and anyway, it's Chuck.

Unlikely. It landed more in the Vladivostok area (but still closer to North Korea than to Russia). Also, you would think North Korea would side with the Russians in that dispute, but who knows. Abe in Japan wants Russia to help rein in N.K. but also the Kuril issue comes up constantly between them. So there's that,…

Did he have to hold a baby on his lap?

NPR had the guy who said "he fires everyone who investigates his ties to Russia!"

Probably anything physical really freaks him out and reports are claiming he keyed in on the same thing the media did: Comey's "mildly nauseous" statement.