It’s the same thing as when people brag about how well their fantasy football team is doing. NOBODY CARES

I doubt he can wheelie all the way down Younge Street.... An 1896 km wheelie would be insane.

I’m in toronto and jaywalk all the time. Jaywalking is part of being Canadian!

Yeah, it’s not like a guy who claimed for years that Obama was secretly born in Kenya got elected president or anything.

“HOW DARE YOU??? I know in my heart I’m not a pedophile. In fact, you mention the 5 children I molested, but not the hundreds of children I’ve encountered in my life that I did not molest. How can you be so close-minded? I thought you liberals were supposed to be tolerant. If you ask me, you’re the real pedophiles.”

Calling someone a white supremacist simply because they embolden and espouse white supremacist ideals is like calling someone a pedophile simply because they sexually molest children.

When I say wagon with no mufflers you probably think it’s loud, but thanks to BMW’s famous over-engineering it’s still rather quiet. The stock exhaust system has pretty restrictive exhaust manifolds, four cats, and three mufflers. I just removed the two mufflers at the end and left the one in the middle. I have no…

+1. Oversized/overpriced watches are pure douche bag territory, unlike an old styled sports car with manual seats and not-too-much horsepower, which is pure and awesome.

Oh God come on...not everything needs to be so crazy, does it? Can we just drink beer or does it now need to be complicated? I can guarantee the best beer I ever had (German, had it at 8k ft) tasted great because I enjoyed it out of whatever and didn’t sweat the small stuff.

rip-snorting coked-out body-kits

Yes! Coked out is exactly right!

I’m a sucker for 80's and 90's coked out body kits.

Just checkin the mirror for $kay’s arrival :D

True... But we could go watch Saving Private Ryan in a theater, power down our iMac or Windows 98 machine and crank up the Chumbawumba in our Ford Taurus 

LOL it’s Honey Boo Boo’s mom, and I guess? I was thinking it was MORE/most insulting because I had ‘mistaken’ her for Amy Schumer, and each progressive picture is supposed to be ironic because they are annoying, irrelevant women who inflate their own importance and so on their own are guilty of ‘Schumer-ing’ their…

I had heard about these expedition Unimogs and just saw a German retired couple driving one of these in Norway. Looked ready to survive the apocalypse!

As a G-wagen owner, can confirm, am a douche.

4x4 Van

Built to help you get your rape on anywhere, anytime

I have an irrational love for the G500s. I have no desire for the AMG ones though. I want this: