I read the opening part of this in Bricktop’s voice from Snatch

Germans experimenting with hydrogen based transportation?  Seems safe enough. 

K. I’ll go comment on an article unrelated to people dying on motorcycles.

I can’t understand taking the risk of riding a motorcycle. I REALLY can’t understand taking the risk of riding a motorcycle when you have a 3 and 6 year old at home. And finally, if you are selfish enough to take those risks, why wouldn’t you have one hell of an insurance policy so that you family doesn’t have to…

If Torch weren’t fun-sized he wouldn’t be able to fit into all the Lilliputian cars he loves so much. Of course, there is a bit of the which came first, the pullet or the pullet egg, about whether he loves small cars because he’s not DeMuro sized or if he willed himself not to be because he loves small cars.  We’ll…

Upvoted for usage of correct term for people from Vancouver.

That's not a good hot take. At all. 

De gustibus non disputandum

clearly your mileage may vary

This is why my Legacy GT is my neversell. I know exactly what it needs and won’t have to relearn it on a new car. 

When I sold my WRX I thought I was kicking a habit. But every time I get into a turbo Subaru I just want one again. Even after that pain, late nights alone (often bleeding), and disappointment when you have to ask a friend to bring you to work the next day, I still miss the damn thing. I tell myself that one of these…

When I bought my 1981 Land Cruiser BJ42 at 17, I wish I would have known how deeply in love I would fall with 40 series Land Cruisers. If I had only known this purchase was going to lead to a lifetime of emergency wrenching in driveways, 500km parts runs, shopping Australian suppliers for parts not available in…

What? No Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam?

idiots. didn’t follow the approved SOP

Yeah, that’s not a forklift.

Well, can’t unsee that.

I wish to know how torquey these mean bastards are, also what happens when the pixies stop dancing? Was does the plastic smell like and does it have glass fiber? Can I hook it up to a vfd, and or run a click plc from it? Does it smell like shrimp ramen and durian?

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

This is a man deeply concerned about how much Mueller knows and what he has found.