Waiting for the all-caps, angry yoga-mom response of, “HOW DARE YOU MY CHILDREN BRAYDEN, JAYDEN, KAYDEN, MAYDEN, AND ZRAYDEN ARE NATIONAL TREASURES AND HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY CHILDREN CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

Probably the day I wrecked my beloved (awful - but lovable, and generally reliable) 256k mile Cavalier. I tore a fire hydrant and the cast iron pipe that mounts it into the ground and three it about 5 feet (and the same for the pipe I assume is for the valve next to it), but ultimately, it looked like if I replaced…

I had an 81 BJ42 Land Cruiser that I bought in high school. It was my first vehicle and meant the world to me. I fixed everything on it that I could, fuel lines, brakes, starter, suspension, injectors, pretty well the whole works. Unfortunately I grew up on the West Coast, and the salt air and constant rain were too…

Set the temperature to 98. Stay in perpetuity, or until you have to wee if you’re a decent human.

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

I wonder who shows up first:

My magnet collection has take over the side of my fridge like none other! I also like getting the emails for whenever they have closeout deals. Nothing like spark plugs for 50 cents, and shocks for $25!

Every squirrel’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-edged can.

Most cars use more gallons at a time, and that’s okay. It’s impossible to be unhappy in a Zündapp Janus, though. Impossible!

Wonder what sort of drive cycles they run on the dyno for that...

Ill take a look, we have a similar chart in Canada, however the S/100km to SPG conversion is a bit tricky.

Not just the minority, I think you’re all alone here. Which is surprising, because normally psychotic assholes have a way of congregating on the internet.

I was thin everywhere. I had more problems with bullies than headwinds.

Whew. See guys, I’m not alone!

My proudest/most shameful example isn’t technically from my teen years, but nevertheless...

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

The man dressed as Groucho Marx there as well,

The Slow And The Rather Plodding

As a women, I appreciate your support for the issue of timely investigation and prosecution of violent sex crimes. However, I'm wondering if the backlog is something that is a problem in Italy as well as the U.S. Because, if not, I'm having trouble seeing why five Italian universities ought to be involved in the…