It sounds horrible.

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I agree. I think it would be much more interesting if the roles of the rebels and the Empire had reversed. Now the Empire is a ragtag group of insane Palpatine/dark side worshipping galactic terrorists fighting the massive super power of the New Republic that can’t go after them because of the bureaucratic powers at…

You’re right. We should just get rid of the super hero’s girlfriend altogether. In fact no more women in super hero movies.

Weird, I had to convince my 8-year old to see Star Wars with me.

I’m sure that’s a real letter written by a REAL 8-year old (x3).

Disagree 100%. I thought Portman was one of the better parts of the Thor movies. I really thought they were going to lean into the Jane vs Sif stuff. I think that would have been great. I’m sure the Mary Sue would have hated it.

Sounds like b/s for reasons stated above.

Great story, man. Not even being a smartass.

You must not talk to many Batman fans if you think his stories “coexist quite nicely”. Comic fans are the biggest whiners when it comes to continuity.

*psssst* An Indian actor still wouldn’t have saved that movie.

You forgot this one.

I mean other than the First Order having a MORE destructive weapon than the Empire. I wouldn’t really call them the “shadow of the empire”. Although, I didn’t really see any Force Awakening either.

Wut?

Literally everyone was trained in some part by Yoda. Plus Yoda trained him to become a force ghost and to commune with other force ghosts. Hence, he was trained by Yoda. And women can’t save the universe. That requires a penis. Lastly, it’s hard to pay a dude when you’re pushing up daisies.

Well we can add that to the bacon, bourbon, corn, fruitfly, purple paint, and porno shortages.

Completely agree. It was the jedi game that I always wanted, cranked up to 11. I didn’t think the story concept was all that bad, but the finale was dumb, and waaaaaay to short for a 60 dollar game.

My favorite Star Wars game is The Force Unleashed. It’s the first and only game that I have ever platinum trophy’d. I wasn’t even trying to get the trophy in the first place but I realized that I was 90% done so I might aswell finish it. I think the power levels got a little out of hand but I loved the story, the…

Damn it, Marvel. Just take my damn wallet.

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