In my head cannon, Batman and Power Rangers exist in the same universe now. Thanks, TMNT!

About that....

Indeed. You’re correct.

I don’t know man. They both look crazy strong. I think this is going to be, as JR would say, “a slobberknocker!” But the hype is definently in McGregor’s favor.

Haha, I have a story that starts with a Renaissance Festival and ends with a really awkward 5-some in a hot tube.

Some people don’t get that solar panels don’t work very well at night.

What city do you live in exactly? Because I have lived in tons of cities car free and it fucking sucks. Charleston, Phoenix, Chicago, San Diego, and now Tokyo. Even now in the city with some of the world’s greatest public transportation, I would rather have a car. Being car-less is just a burden.

Fuck you. If you want to live in a shoe box with a neigbor to your left, your right, above your head, and below your feet; fucking have at it. But I’ll live in a tent in the woods next to my gas guzzling 4x4 before I live like that.

Welcome to the sentai world. Have you decided what series you wanna start with or are you just going to watch from the earliest subs to the latest, Ninninger? You’re only one step from jumping into Kamen Rider!

Sorry (not really), but Civil War was fucking great.

I remember when I was a young man and wanted to rebel against my mom. My dad wasn’t an issue ‘cause he was murdered by a crazy bitch, probably the same type that frequent Jezebel. But man she was frustrating; guilt trips, crying, anger. Then I joined the military and it got worse, we even butted heads and would…

Well I’m glad I didn’t pick it up. The description just sounded really boring and no one was really covering it.

You can get extra oil in your ramen if you like it. I personally don’t.

I’ve actually been to this place, before it got its star. I’m not gonna lie, I thought it tasted like every other high quality ramen I’ve had. That’s not saying it was horrible or anything like that, but if you were to serve me a bowl of their ramen next to the ramen from my local shop, I wouldn’t be able to tell the…

I still read it in J.K. Simmon’s voice

I jizzed

“Plus, Clemmons and Urich were both older black characters. You have to stop killing black characters for shock value. It’s just gross.”

It’s an alternate universe. Chill out. Plus the Hulk is Asian now.

No, Secret Wars was just an exuse to merge the stuff they wanted to be in the main universe and probably to write out hard to explain story boxes. Alt universes still exist.

You’re petty and missing a great book.