aka “Starving to death to own the libtards”

At least Jason has the decency to wear a mask over his hideously deformed face. 

Wait, Rudy Giuliani was the mayor of NYC during 9/11? THAT Rudy Giuliani? He should mention it more often, it really could be a key part of his brand. 

As someone who was in the Army during 9/11 I can personally say that I do not feel offended in anyway by kneeling football players. Obviously as one person among the ~1.3M people in the military, my opinion is anecdotal and not a blanket belief by all veterans, but I have a hard time imagining many of the other…

Into space.

An 18 year old Ford Taurus...

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

So who gets custody of the guns?

Is “rapist” a shape? 

Careful how you talk about Arlen High’s career touchdown record holder. 

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

He only called Mayock a cracker after he was fined. That was a big part of Farris’s point.

Anecdotal evidence is strong, from this article.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

I don’t think he says that all. If anything it was “caveat emptor” and realize that superstars often have to be treated differently.

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

It reeked of fake tough guy “respect my authority” bullshit that was perfectly on brand for an ego maniac like Mayock. 

The only thing making the inevitable 7th patriots ring at all palatable is how much it will burn the Raiders and Steelers.