Oh shut the fuck up, you pathetic dickshit.

I’ll never understand why they haven’t held a second referendum. Obviously, the representatives can’t just overrule the voters, but there’s nothing wrong with asking voters again.

Your honor, my client is being charged with murder, yet there are no murderers on the jury.  Why are we even here?

I presume you must be referring to the obvious gap in my analysis — the collective pining for the good old Colonialist days, when Brits occupied the countries of the backward and not the other way around.

Whatever helps you sleep at night champ.

They want to ban tactical nuclear weapons, but HAVE THEY EVER EVEN DEPLOYED ONE?!

From now on, we use the Meghan Rule for all things: you’re not allowed to pass judgment unless you’ve actually done that thing.

“National Autonomy” is just coded language for “No more free movement of Eastern Europeans to take our jerbs”.

Well, supporters are so rabidly anti-immigration that they are willing to burn their whole economy down to keep out the dark-skinned. Your definition of “racist” may vary, of course.

That’s my thing; if you’re gonna tank, embrace the tank. Fitzpatrick is exactly good enough that he’d get the Dolphins to like, 3-2 and roughly in the playoff conversation, and then they finished 5-11 and fall out of the top 5 of the draft. If you’re gonna lose, lose with your chest.

See also: Russell Brand. I’ve never met him and I may be wrong, but he looks like he reeks of BO and patchouli.

Always welcome. Look for “open meetings” as opposed to “closed meetings” if you’re really concerned about whether you belong or not. They can be very helpful to people at all stages.

Go! It's the exact opposite of your fear! If you're telling yourself to go...go. It most likely will change your life

Whoa! Your meetings have snacks?! Mine only have shitty coffee.

No one feels sorry for that stone cold cunt

The only thing more obvious than the dumb joke everyone is making in response to you, is that the Colts will make no attempt to sign the best available free agent QB, because winning isn’t their highest priority

Sorry, but Dan Marino is having a hard time getting his Isotoners off.

No, you are wrong. There are no unemployed QBs. Nathan Peterman was out there for a while, but he’s been snagged.

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...