Thanks for joining us today, Elon! 

I haven’t rested easy since that Tuesday in November 2016, didn’t rest easy much before that, but that day snuffed out what little faith(people that know me know just how little that was) I had in people not to be complete and total fucking idiots. They played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic with a full magazine…

Here, let me correct your alliteration.

No, YOU commenting about it is.

Well he’s giving it to Barron, so he’ll never be within 20ft of it again!

Let’s try to focus on the positives...I mean, there’s at least a chance that ball was covered with novichok, right?

I wish it were a felony as opposed to a misdemeanor. That housecoat alone ought to elevate the severity of the charges.

If someone has killed multiple babies due to their addictions, whether you find them sympathetic or not, they don’t deserve and are not capable of living in free society.

As I was looking at that picture of the two of them reviewing the troops, the little voice in my head that I have regular conversations with said, “Grandma woulda snatched you bald headed for not offering your arm to an elderly lady walking on uneven ground with you.”  Now maybe that would be considered a faux pas,…

I’m never gonna drive again
Guilty speeding’s got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
The cops, they ain’t no fools

Shoulda’ known better than to race a Benz
And waste the rental cars I’m given
So I’m never gonna drive again
Because I am a too-oooool....

Pretty sure that the NRA didn’t do it moron.

Gah. Yes. It’s been fixed. Thanks.

Either fired or made president

Three games.

The money collected from Richardson’s fine will largely “be used to support the work of organizations dedicated to addressing race- and gender-based issues in and outside of the workplace,” the league said.

weed for dogs is a stupid business and should fail.

CEO Discount day? The CEO of any company doesn’t need a fucking discount they’re making over 300 times what the average worker in their company makes!

So, you’re implying that transgenerational racial animosities, involving the horrors of ethnic cleansing and genocide, might lead to emotional reactions that some people perceive as less than sportsmanlike behavior on the field?

I wouldn’t worry. Problems in that area of the world rarely turn into something bigger.

What are the odds that this woman would gush over white kids selling lemonade.