This really messes with my theory that he knows the Holocaust was worse because he was a Nazi. Remember boys and girls, it is worse to say something hyperbolic about the Holocaust than it is to be an unrepentant evil bag of dicks. Keep your eye on the ball. 

“Evil may help grant long life, but it ain’t shit when it’s matched up against cocaine.”

It’s happening in this thread. They seriously think that the group on the right who only sees politics as a means to have their own bigotry and prejudice and fear and anger reflected back at them is equal to those who see politics as a means to enact a more just and equitable society.

They’re all Fredo.

I am just glad she’s alive. And now has some money to start her life.

Nah. “Twitter is garbage, and that’s why I never used it in the first place” is also a valid take.

Steps for using Twitter properly:

You’re probably one of those people that believe soccer is “constant action” as if passing backwards in your own half is action.

Well, when soccer is the only sport available, I guess it’s better than nothing.

More power, yes, but somehow still slower than the 155hp Miata.

people hate soccer because they perceive it as foreign, not because it’s uniquely whiney or soft or corrupt. (It is those things, but not uniquely so compared to american sports.)

Its indefensible. If you don’t see it you’re an asshole

FIFA: Come for the intense corruption off the field, stay for the ludicrous corruption on the field

This is why people hate soccer.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m inclined to believe this one is enforceable as well.

“try telling your condo board that you are selling your unit to a recently-paroled pedophile who is willing to pay an above-market price.”

I really wish John Cena would NOT have settled, in my opionion he would have won this case and it would have put to rest once & for all wether automakers should be able to tell a buyer what to do with the product they own. I think Ford is 100% in the wrong!

I’m just here to learn what the muppets position is.

yes yes but the silver lining is eventually we get to see him get wrecked

In White’s defense, you almost have to market a finishing move like Hardy’s Pile (of Guns) Driver.