Lionel Hutz has ruled himself out with his demands.

Don’t forget they started datinf while he was still married to his second wife.... and STILL didn’t get a prenup

Well if the state is extracting money from you, you might wanna at least push for it to be used for something useful and moral.

“denied the affair, though he claimed he was separated at the time anyway”

This is not a shooting brake, this is a WAGON.

Michael Avenatti, who refuses to shut up ever

Wait ... is that why we haven’t seen Melania in a while? Did she get deported for lying on her green card application?

Mic. Dropped. 100!

No direspect to you, KC, but there should be 100, 150+ comments saying this already. The fact that you stand alone in reporting this common knowledge indictment speaks well of you, but terribly of the Commentariat.

worst teammate in the history of professional football

Calling TO the worst teammate in the history of football is a huge fucking stretch, my dude.

Yeah, Italy has certainly never elected any grotesque buffoons to higher office! Or porn stars.

Yanks don’t get to give lessons to anyone since you elected Trump.

Oh it is. They routinely throw bananas at black people there. Prominent black people, like government ministers and soccer players.

Uh, yeah, who needs GREECE? (Left out philosophy too, btw.) I suppose keeping the Mediterranean straight could get confusing, in this day and age...

Italy is like that guy who peaked as the star QB in high school and has lived the rest of his life thinking he’s the same guy. Except high school was 2000 years ago.

I don’t know, ask the Greeks, buddy.

Italy is Europe’s Alabama.

The Amanda Knox case is suddenly making a lot more sense to me...