I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

White person with locs/braids: alternative, bohemian, edgy.

I guess the "Free Limos for Famous People" service got cancelled? She's famous to OITNB fans, that doesn't mean she's rich. And even rich people prefer the convenience of mass transportation. Where would we be without sad Keanu on the subway?

If ABC had reached out, they would have known that since the story ran, we've learned more, and that things are still developing on our end. It would have been a tougher interview.

Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

I always imagine some record exec going, "You know, that Nicki Minaj is really popular right now, what if we got us a white one?"

Google is your friend champ

Damn right. I'd be elated if they'd lose their non-profit status, because they're not... they're ALL about profit.

I think her faux-Britney Spears music video disproves her superhero origin story of moving to the south at a tender age and being raised by wolves black people (barf) which is why she does verbal black face identifies with black people and our culture.

To these beanpole dames from the magazanes: you ain't it Miss Thang.

To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Should be a federal law requiring their use, and you can't be arrested for any crime without the video — loss of the video means immediate release/invalidation of all charges (just like fucking up Miranda).

I feel shit like this wouldn't happen if police officers were required to have video cameras on them while on duty.

Is that a Chips Ahoy on his jacket?? Is someone selling on Etsy Cookie Pins and cuff links for men??

This is the kind of name Jr./III/IV/V/XXXpleaseohplease generational suffixes were made for.

No one could POSSIBLY like Subarus AND Mazdas! YOU MUST BE ONE OR THE OTHER. STOP CONFUSING US.

No, you get opposing dealerships telling you to "just pick a side already, gosh!"

"Freedom of speech" applies to govt action, not that or private entities.