An FLLSA convoy carrying the pressure sensitive aeronautical model arrives at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida.

OMG NASA!! Twins! I have the exact same one hidden under my bed in a box labeled “me time.”

I have a drinking game for watching HGTV. It is called “People Who Fundamentally Misunderstand What A Craftsman Home Is.” To play you just need an episode that features people remodeling or searching for “A craftsman style home” and a strong liver. You must drink if/when:

I’m just waiting for when “open concept” goes out of style and all these motherfuckers have to put their walls back up. Would you like to feel like you live in a $400,000 studio apartment? It’s great to keep an eye on the toddlers while you’re cooking, but how about when they are teenagers and there is no where to…

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

May it please the court: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start.

To be grown up men who are hired to protect the public regardless of their opinion they are very sensitive and emotional. As a woman I always heard that was a bad trait so I’m confused.