NGL, Greg sounds amazing. In the “damn, people like this really exist!!?” way.

Somehow I missed the roommate horror story week! My college roommate Eva* and I did not get along. I am a germophobic neat freak and was on the antisocial side but was not an asshole about it. I had the bed under the window because I liked to be cooler at night and she liked to be warmer. However, during the day when…

Nice, this looks like a good alternative. Thank you!

I had no idea this existed but now I want it. Alas, when I go to

This is freaking excellent journalism. Thank you.

This response is so good I did an air kiss at my computer, then took a photo with my phone so I can revisit it later. So well said.

Michael, I think this after every piece I read by you, but--you are the best.

That is such a good, if horrible, point.

I am not an expert, merely a person who went through infertility treatment, but I can tell you that there IS a test to see if tubes are blocked—a radiologist (iirc) injects you with a dye that they use to track whether there is flow through the fallopian tubes.

Idk, it looks pretty awesome to me, and it looks great on you in both color and shape! It’s conversation-starter bold and although this pic is limited in scope, it totally makes you vibe the boldness, as the best statement pieces do. I can see why it’s your favorite. I also wanna touch it. (Alas!)

I want so much to see what this cardigan looks like that I am now Googling “ruched satin cardigan.”

Turkey Hill is good but I find Southern Comfort’s creamier. That said, I have both brands in my fridge at this very moment.

That last bit there is seriously worst-nightmare stuff to me and makes me feel stabby. I’m so sorry that happened to you.

This is hands-down the best, realest take on this guy. The only correct take. I’m glad someone said it.

Thank you for pushing back in this thread against the morally gross nonsense contained herein. I would not have the patience. I’ve been reading certain responses in this thread with an Anderson Cooper eyeroll.

Right? I would not be willing to do that work (which is not to say that it’s not important work). The abyss also gazes into you.

Uhhh, climate change is a huge existential threat. Starting with the fact that there won’t be enough food to feed everyone. We’re talking mass starvation (in addition to all the other issues). The U.N. has called climate change “a direct existential threat.”

Jay Smooth was mistaken for white on an MSNBC show.

You guys are freaky and I love you both cause that is some epic shit.

I don’t go in for rum but I like that you didn’t wait for an answer, you just went for it.