As per the Supreme Court, the police do not have an obligation to protect citizens.

I love, love how the door opens for this little gull.

You should say their name. Name and shame. Cause that is gd appalling.

YES. I loved that song so much and am super pleased to see an article devoted to the joy and sweetness that is Meerah.

*squints* Are you trying to embody the stereotype here for lulzy illustrative purposes?

What an asshole. This is the kind of stunt that makes me hate everyone.

Was it Gus Fring?

Huh, you don’t sound like a fervent supporter of breastfeeding. 

Same. I know I feel the difference in my body when I eat foods that cause inflammation versus foods that minimize it, and the feelings are day and night and I really prefer the latter. So yeah, I would really go for the ground-up cricket corpses if they were powdered and in pill form. I think there would be a market…

Counterpoint: A thousand yeses!

Yeah, that inflammation-lowering thing sounds awesome to me. I am almost tempted. Almost.

I spend too much on it because name changes, character transfers, boosts, Blizz store cosmetic hats, IRL Darkmoon Fair, Sylvanas and Tyrande dresses and leggings, three accounts (only two of which I keep active, I’m not crazy), uhhh. But it’s an investment in my happiness! Nevermind the arthritis to which my years of…

Haha, tell me about it. Yeah, I always wait on bikini line plucking hour until it’s late and we’re sure they’re asleep. But in case they’re not, the door to the upstairs is loud and my chair is not immediately visible from the vantage point of the landing. But I appreciate the word of parental caution because, lawl,…

Yeah, my true love is World of Warcraft if we’re going by sheer hours spent.

I play World of Warcraft all the time in part to keep in touch with my mom and sister. So when my guild members are on, yeah, those are my two actual friends. And that and my spouse are all the socializing I need.

This, so much! I’d rather stay home and chill. People take so much energy.

I... sort of can’t believe I’m admitting this on the internets but I keep tweezers in my chair and a box of Kleenex next to it, and I give myself Brazilian bikini pluckings while my spouse and I watch tv after the kids go to bed.

I’d say I’m friends with my mom and sister, and my husband. I used to have friendships with non-family when I was younger, but I couldn’t keep them going and didn’t really feel the need for them. So... idk where you are with family/other people you’re close to, but I feel the need to give you--I mean your friend a…

Oh man, I’m glad you’re okay, and welcome back! Damn that is a lot.

Oh, I know it! I was young at the start of the decade, but I lived through the 1980's and it was awesome. But now, oh my, the mullet is the object of much contempt.