Thank you for signal boosting this, I wouldn’t have seen it otherwise.

YES. ‘Let your junk breathe at night’ (it was 30 years ago, I don’t remember his actual words) is possibly the best advice my dad has ever given me.

That is one amazing burn

I had to triple check the byline because I was sure this had to be the Onion, possibly Clickhole.

I love Peter Quill, am meh on Chris Pratt, and feel compelled to say that the GotG are waaaaaay better in their own movies than A:IW. Really, both GotG 1 and 2 are fun, solid films.

Same here generally but I feel okay about it when it’s Skeletor.

Same reaction here. Cause it was a little too on-the-nose maybe? It was trying SO hard to be sexy and intriguing but it wasn’t that successful, so there was kind of a large expanse of fail to land in. The mark was very widely missed, leaving me with a whole lotta ‘blech.’ I like some of Christina Aguilera’s stuff and…

I did EMDR some years ago and did find it useful. It’s generally recommended for treatment of PTSD. I don’t think it matters whether the PTSD is from a short-term or long-term experience. However, take my words with a grain of salt because this is knowledge from years ago and EMDR was still kind of an emerging thing…

Or we push through the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact in enough states so that the popular vote winner will win the electoral college. Maybe if we get enough statehouses turned blue in November. Don’t tell me it’ll never happen, please and thank you. I need to keep hope alive rn.

You have made me nearly gag with ten words. I’m a little impressed, also a little nauseated. I used to like food, once.

I hate to knock these assholes for their appearance but the discrepancy in his upper and lower teeth is really something. If I were a famous asshole, I’d definitely spring for veneers on the bottom to match the set on top. Especially if my teeth looked like that.

Okay, that was beautiful.

*HUGS* if you want them. You are not alone. I am struggling really hard to keep it together today and largely failing. These poor kids. Their parents.

Haunting is absolutely the word for it. Standout journalism. Horrible and crushing to read and remember. Those poor people and their babies.

God that’s so awful.

Same here, that was my big fear. I forget things moment to moment all the time, and did not at all have a “this could never happen to me” attitude about this particular risk. I felt like, no, my brain is mush, this could SO happen to me, what are we going to do to keep this from happening?

Bahahaha. Well done, Libby! I don’t even care if it’s the same guy or not. Well done.

Oh man, I just watched the trailer and that is depressing.

Thank you for including the uncensored photo.