Ooh do you remember the names of the Bradbury stories? I would love to check them out.

Ohhh yes. The old lines:

Shut up and take my money!

You’re amazing and your friend is amazing.

We won’t be able to take the House from them in 2018. A whole lotta Democrats are up for re-election and not many Repubs. Sigh.

This made me so uncomfortable to watch. If anyone but the government was doing this, it would be sexual assault.

Oh my god, something extraordinarily similar happened with my cat some years ago. Your post just made me cry remembering it.

You nailed it with this. Thank you.

Oh my fucking god. The disregard for every other place on earth is despicable. Typical Republican “we’ve got ours” level evil. Thanks for posting this.

Ohhh I loved Dark Reign so much. I know a lot of fans despised it but oh, my heart. The (fictional) villains are such fun. Yeah, I’d take Norman Osborn as President with a hug and a slap on the back right now.

My heart kinda jumped just thinking about you doing this. I wish you had. Of course I have no idea what the possible consequences would be for you and don’t want you to suffer bad things. I’m sure you wouldn’t be sitting in the pews listening to this dumbshit without good personal reason. I remember wanting to stand…

I have this same feel about the live-action idea. This version is gonna be creepy to me, I think, in a way the animated film avoided, because this is gonna feel a lot more real-world; Emma Watson didn’t spring into existence just for this story the way animated Belle did. The whole idea gave me pause, and I think it’s…

Can we keep the less mainstream but still popular “man is kidnapped and/or held captive by man (or beast) with a mysterious tragic past but then they fall in love” stories?

“Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a Christmas elf banned from the North Pole for his virulent racism”

Your arguments are killing it, cutting right to the heart of the bullshit, and I love you for that. A+.

Would that really be such a bad thing?

I hate the way his head moves. That slow rotate. He’s so slimy. I wouldn’t have thought so much entitlement could be captured in a single motion.

Oh my god oh my god this picture makes me so happy

I fell down a flight of stairs at a wedding venue and my wig flew off. The next day I couldn’t stop throwing up and couldn’t keep down even the tiniest sip of water and finally had to go to urgent care for an anti-emetic. I had the most amazing bruises. No rants at all though. But no more tequila. Nooope.

This comment just makes me think about how much I love penis. Love looking at it, love thinking about it, love it.