it’s not his fault they change their faces every 6 months

Imagine the security guard who frisked someone and discovered a bomb vest. I’d rather not be that person.

And give first responders time to provide additional security, if they were available....

I think it was a fantastic job by the responsible people to prevent mass panic. They had no idea what was waiting outside until the police secured the area, and they had to get a huge amount of people out of the stadium without causing any panic. To wait until the game was over and then to open up the gates to the…

You can hear the bomb going off at this guy’s Twitter...the spectators seem to think it’s part of the game.

I was looking for her coke mirror...

Remember when we were all still rooting for Lindsay? Yeah, I'm glad that's over.

If you went to school in Monmouth then that used to be a dry town. We have lots of bars in Dallas. And meth too.

Your best bet would probably be a prescription retinoid. They’re by far the cheapest option (assuming you have insurance), and it’s my understanding that they are the most effective formulations as well.

She was already in the lead at that point. By calling out random letters, she was minimizing how much she was helping her opponents, while letting them do all the work.

Yes there are a lot of women like this. And is not it’s not just temporary due to stress or busyness. Imagine not wanting to have sex at all. Ever. For years. Now imagine being married. It’s a real problem

It doesn’t matter how good you are with your tongue; some people just don’t have a sexual response at a level that they’re happy with. You could have someone who is the acknowledged best at oral sex, and if the other person isn’t in the mood and can’t get in the mood, it won’t work.

You’re a moron. There are plenty of women with libido problems who genuinely want help. Just because you don’t have this problem doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist, asshole.

I love this woman. I love everything about her - her tenacity, her sense of justice, her community organizing. Hell yes!

I hate that there’s a need for this, but HELL YES to these women. I want to look up each and every one of their businesses and find ways to support them.

Packaging, marketing, availability of testers, and also things like science. Big money goes into product development for the luxury lines first, then the technology trickles down to the other brands...but not always quickly or with comparable quality of ingredients.

The great return policy is why I’m a loyal Sephora customer (and soon to be VIB Rouge). I just received my 20% off VIB purchase card and can’t wait until Friday for it to take effect.

What’s the over/under on catching him with a male prostitute and a duffel bag of meth and viagra? A week? Two weeks?

So being 126 pounds overweight is a way of showing you’re a feminist?

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.