GUYS can we talk about Scott Disick’s inclusion in the 60th birthday video?

$2,000,000. for the party. Kanye’s contribution was probably the oft seen, never forgotten “Wall O’Flowers”. One trick pony.

Exactly, I said this in my own comment but call it “1920’s themed” and stop there.

I’m picturing Norm MacDonald re-enacting that Colonel Sanders story in a KFC commercial...

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

So...he didn’t hit his mom with a hammer, didn’t stab a guy, didn’t witness a holdup at Popeye’s, didn’t get a scholarship to West Point. What is true about this guy? Is he really a surgeon, or is he merely pretending to be one? Is he actually a hologram?

I’m sorry I don’t gif, and I’m not graphic designer. This is just done with love and a limited amount of time.

I’m fascinated by what looks like leather keys, for a leather door :O

If everybody votes for Spongebob maybe real change can happen

When I was little, I used to occasionally eat sandwiches that had nothing on them BUT mustard.

How can someone be anti-mustard? I have at least six different mustards in my fridge at all times—sometimes more. There is a mustard for every occasion!

And then you grow up and realize that body decoration is human and that there isn’t a culture in the world that doesn’t send messages through appearance. No make up or layer in on an inch deep—it is all a form of self expression.

stepped forward and told the man to “put your wallet away - no one is impressed by how much debt you have.”

No! Tom Hanks, no! Bad Tom Hanks!

I just don’t understand how she hasn’t been in bed under like 4 comforters since this happened. How is she not mortified? I wish I could watch this video, I hate work.

Now I want a thermos with the words “DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?” on it.

My vote is that the Presidential Election should be decided by throwing all the current Candidates into this gash and whoever claws their way out alive gets to be President because honestly that seems like a better way to choose than what we are doing now.

The Platinum Card story may be the only time that having a customer’s card declined was not a f*cking nightmare as a server. Bravo on that one working out for once.