I’ll be honest: I don’t even understand how you do this. Like, do you buy premade parts and stick them together? Are you just a genius? Idk.

I’m just a touch relieved there isn’t a whole Kitchenette column titled “The Worst Racist Food and Drink Names”.

FYI: Mask Maven seems to be off their game with shipping (i ordered in September but haven’t received October shipment or even a shipping email and they just charged me for November’s shipment), but they’re running a sale today: Pumpkin15 gets you 15% off month-to-month box (probably only applies to first box),…

I stayed here with my family 18 years ago on Halloween night. It was among the top five most bizarre experiences of my life. There was everything from people dressed in period costume acting as serious as cancer to a recently divorced klepto smoking hot housewife from Queens who was repeatedly caught trying to lift…

Wow, almost like that’s the whole point.

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

Stop it with the clowns immediately.

SAME. I wish I’d read these in the opposite order.

Crying...and buying.

It’s super-hard to gauge what scent should go to which person, so it’s not like I’m mad, but I’ve had like a 75% hitrate on scents in beauty boxes until now. There’s that Aerin waterlily one from either Glossy or Ipsy in the last six months (probably butchering the brand name), that one in particular is such a treat.

I wish I could send you my stick perfume. I love the idea and the delivery system, HATE HATE HATE the turbo-vanilla sugar scent.

This would be my social media profile pic forever.

I don’t have a referral link, but thanks for asking! It is such a great subscription. I hope you love it.

These are so much better than the bullshit cookie-cutter engagement pics I usually see. I would blow these up on huge canvases and place them around my house. Amaaaaaaazing.

This sounds cheesy, but I really needed this today. I’m having a crappy day for anxiety and for some reason this stuff really calms me down. I love reading about cool makeup and skin care. This is one of my favorite features!

the T-Rex stance is what gets me

I want to party with this guy.

These are the best engagement pictures I’ve ever seen.

YAY FOR RUBY WOO