I literally don’t care what she did to “deserve” this, this just isn’t how you treat a human being.

How does Revenge sound to you guys?

Current and very popular makeup tip that we will be rolling our eyes over in a few years (and which professional MUAs are ALREADY rolling their eyes over)—

NO!!!!!!!

This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.

I had an old lady who used call and ask me about doctors. Where they went to school, what their specialties were, whether they were board certified. All legit questions. She usually had a list of six or more names. When I got to the ethnic ones she’d say, what kind of name is that, I’d say Chinese or Indian or Spanish…

When I was in high school, I carried around a notebook with a list of topics I wanted to research but couldn’t find in the school or public library. You know, in case I found myself near a different library.

I had a patron ask me for a picture of Jesus. No, not a artistic rendering, but an actual photograph taken of Jesus during his lifetime.

Thunderdome style?

Peacock.

King Louie

Fuckface Von Clownstick

Trumpet.

Thank you so much for this clip!

Considering her mother sounds like an exceptionally wonderful human, going on her honeymoon with her mother is the opposite of embarrassing.

oh god I needed this so bad today bless you Mark

The bride not being able to be there points out how truly painful it really is and somehow makes the generosity even more profound to me.

I’m almost speechless.

When I was about 14, I was back in my old neighborhood for the first time in a year and was bold/dumb enough to ask the new owners of my childhood home if I could go in. Turns out it was a super-fundie family with 7 kids - this was a 3-bedroom Victorian, not tiny but not family-of-nine sized. They crammed all (yes,…

The crazy people weren’t seriously crazy or mean, unlike what you see in more recent reality shows. Goofy, eccentric, bad taste, but pretty much everyone was generally nice.