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It's the best joke ever. I laugh every time.

Yay!

And the flip'n mayo goes on the top bun. That's just how it's done (in his small, small world).

Mickey and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. The judge leans over and asks Mickey, "So you think Minnie is crazy?" Mickey looks at the judge, shakes his head and says, "No, I said she's fucking Goofy!"

I read that as poop bag for my pouch. My reaction: huh? Oh, colostomy, sad. POOCH. Oh ok.

There isn't much I'd fight to the death for but Zac is one. And I'm feisty as hell.

OMG Weird Al! Greatest choice ever!!

I'm with you. I'm 5'2 and skinnies fit me. Even most petite pants are too long on my (almost human) legs. I don't care if they go out of fashion, I'll wear them forever. Amen.

I just wanna lick the frosting off the top. That shouldn't cost much, I'll do it for $10.

OMG. I'm assuming you didn't punch the cop, but I think you must be a better person than me.

You can tell he's spent a few hours in front of the mirror practicing his singing face.

You are a genius!

It was 10pm. Curfew was at midnight.

I'm traveling with my 78 year old father-in-law and the first time we heard the crowing, he looked around. The second time he *checked under the car seat*. The last time he asked who had a motherfucking chicken in the car. My son and I are in the backseat with that silent, excruciating laugh, tears rolling.

My son has an adult friend whose name is Spyder Monkey (he legally changed it). I kinda love the name.

OMG I'm so confused! Ok, butter bun not burger. I'll do it. I do like butter so I can't go wrong.

I mean, I must've been living under a damned rock. I'll try butter on my burger tonight. (it just sounds nasty!)

My first thought: idiot.

A flower, of course. :)