I have bird stamps and circus stamps. If I don't like you then you get a clown stamp. If you piss me off, you get the bird.

OMG, I loved that movie! I was about 13 but I'd love to see it again.

I think the bear believes in public humiliation. "Oh yeah, was attacking this guy and his phone rang. Justin fucking Bieber. I had to run away or he would've seen me laughing."

I do too - why not? She's kind, generous and went out of her way to make a sick kids day a little better. I mean, if I'm listing good attributes, that's one a lot of them.

Was his dad Texan? I think it's a Texas (or southern) thing. Nevermind, just looked - Iowa. That works, too. My mom's from Iowa.

It has to be a fetishy thing, right? Like he got off on it? I really prefer no one's hands touch my food once it's cooked, so the thought of someone squeezing my food - nasty. Just fucking nasty.

OH MY GOD. Though I love this column because I love crazy people.

My dad is the same way. We ate a really nice steak place the other day as a family. The rest of us are the medium rare and rarer side, and there's my dad eating this charred piece of crap (and you know it's crap because what chef would pick out the finest piece of meat to cook to death?). At least he didn't ask for…

No, there's no defense. It's just fucking weird. He's either had a patient wife or mom living with him all his life to feel so entitled.

That website is awesome! Goodbye, next two hours.

With you! I have three rescues and would have hundreds more if I could afford them. Can we make something like this for humans now, too?

My son is an outdoors junkie and we watched Bear Grylls old tv show. One day my son was out with a friend, when said friend fell off a 50' cliff. My son looked at him, and swore his friend was dead. Using a combination of techniques (including a lot of what he learned from Grylls' show) he managed to get down to…

I saw some stuff that I'm not gonna get over anytime soon.

I have a box of Fruit Loops hidden in the back of the pantry. Just for me.

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I have a new avatar and life hero.

Yes! It's was the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.

A dog got mine, too. It was horrible. Hug your mom for me.

This makes me so fucking angry. I have chickens and they're sweet, loving animals who are quite smart. I had one who would sit on my lap while I read. The same girl went through molting and we kept her under a light in the garage during that time. Every day after she was done molting, in the evening, would peck on the…

I had that kid. At 16 months he was climbing to the tops of trees. I always kept gas in the car for the inevitable emergency room run (that finally happened at 16 years old).