I really, really hope I can finish that damn FFT War of the Lions game, I overleveled and the enemies are freaking strong and quick and quick my ass in like 3 turns, and because I overleveled I don’t have access to good enough armor and weapons yet.

I guess I’m forever doomed to mostly like the cool bits of the last Star Wars movie regardless of its problems, and then come online to some group swearing up and down that it was the absolute worst thing ever.

i loved p.a. the joke itself was modest, but the delivery was beautiful, especially when he literally did something metaphorical, its why i like them.

“According to THR, this is the first time a movie has been updated like this after being released in theaters.”

Excepting the ‘63-’69 model years.

XIII has way more than a few glaring issues. Almost every aspect of the game is flawed.

PREPOSTERIORUS!

So glad someone brought this up, and better yet, linked to the video. I’ve watched a few times, and am always impressed by how well the creator explains how the concept makes sense at so many levels: visual foreshadowing like the warning signs near the star child, verbal innuendos such as the discussions with the…

That is some hardcore water-carrying for Mass Effect 3 just because some people were assholes about it. By “the illusion of infinite choices had to be collapsed to a few definitive endings,” you of course mean, “collapsed into one ending.” And a shit one at that. And even if you want to try and argue for the different-…

[sees Lightning in the header image]

“...that must be one of the sequels”

I think it’s important to disconnect art from the artist, so long as you can consume that art without directly benefiting said artist. If an artist is alive and benefiting from your consumption of their creations, as is the case with R. Kelly and so many other current serial abusers, by all means, drop them from your…

“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

I like to think that one of the cool things about Kotaku is that you can come here for more information than you’ll get from a publisher’s press release. This is a good example of that. It’s not necessarily controversial or explosive info — it’s just context that you won’t find anywhere else.

Yea, for those who missed the trailer or didn’t find out the info, here’s what’s coming:

I’d want a number of supportive people surrounding me as I roasted the tail, assuring me that I had made the right choice and it was going to be awesome.

I want to try this:

I think I will always remain slightly crestfallen that I’ll never be able to suck an entire glazed ham off the bone in one bite, the way Tom from Tom & Jerry cartoons does. I don’t even really like big ol’ chunks of real-life ham that much (it’s good in sandwiches, or diced in omelettes, but a little salty as an…

Wait.

I cannot imagine something I would less like to be involved with, consume, or even be aware of. Just reading this article made my day worse.