Kevin Feige punches through his ballcap and screams “I’ll show that Kevin Feige!” to the heavens.

I’m not sure how unique a take this is, but I thought it important or at least relevant to show in a historically accurate manner just what Jesus was said to have gone through. While I am not a practicing Christian now, it was far too easy as an adult to gloss over just what Jesus endured in the name of his faith. I…

You are wrong.  Jesus and all his followers were Jews. They affirmed themselves as much and so did the other Jews of his community.

If they don’t want to discuss the rumors, publicly back-patting themselves for having heard those rumors in the first place maybe isn’t the move!

...you’re playing directly into ESPN’s strategy. They want you mad about sports.

This post is a perfect example of why I read this site.

I feel like he should look more like this:

It makes one wonder what he IS up to. Something about him—I just don’t trust him.

Hey, he has to start somewhere, and his bitching about perceived fouls is already in playoff intensity mode.

“delicious-ass fucking meat”

Behold the power of the correctly-placed hyphen. 

This article is so good I’m heading to Goodwill and buying another flannel button-down to commemorate its goodness.

For Tetris connoisseurs, this probably sounds on the point.

I adore Tetris DS and still dream about it.

The best part of the unguarantees is the total dismanagement and deinterpretation of the inresponsible actions of his agent.

on the very simplest level, an xbox elite controller it basically just an amazing toy for a 6th month old- its got textures, its got things to push, and eating the sticks is super fun. just take the batteries out if you don’t want them turning it on now and then

I hope he goes to prison. We have enough racial issues to not need some selfish fucked-up attention whore Crying Wolf.

I have nothin but love for this entire community. But lets be real here.

That certainly doesn’t help matters.

So long as Deadspin publishes anything about the NFL other than pieces criticizing its nefariousness, pieces like this merit nothing more than an eyeroll and a wanking gesture. I already used Woolley’s nuggets-eating-each-other image in a comment recently, so we’ll go with this instead:

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.