Maybe he’s just very into buttalingus and he’s worried about performing the act on his beloved on a Friday during Lent.

Every time I visit them they taunt me and gang up on me in whatever board or card games we play. It is constant. I introduced my ladyfriend to them and the niece straight up says to her “I’m going to beat you in [board game].” They will not relent and I’ll be damned if I’m going to roll over. 

Counterpoint: that’s your opinion. Mine is that it’s quite good. Excellent, even. Which is also only my opinion. 

So his future career is a big shrouded mystery where the answer will ultimately be sort of disappointing?  Weird.

Time Knife: The Chronicles Of Dean Dangerous

“Morey reportedly preferred to land a 25-year-old House on a cheap multiyear deal,” but has come around to the idea that they “aren’t crazy to think they can get by without House” at all.

“If you don’t think we live in an outrage culture right now just waiting to pounce the moment anyone says something that doesn’t 100% line up with what they believe, you’re either being disingenuous or you’re living in a cave.”

I just hope that none of the DLC characters are as broken as Bayo was in Smash 4. 

According to my program, it was Dwyane Wade.

don’t forget this classic:

I’m sorry but Star Talk ruined Star Talk.  I tried so hard to like it, but NDT is such an asshole I gave up on it fairly early.  I utterly fail to understand the guy’s appeal.  He’s a dick.

You sound like you’re pretty biased, and you’re projecting that bias to thousands of humans you’ve never met, or know.

That's a Euro step- Brexit style.

The judge was reported to have queried, “Tell us about your fantasy team,” but cut off the plaintiff’s response, slamming her gavel and shouting, “This case is closed!”

[shaking head, turns off the podcast in disgust]

BUTLER: But the most interesting detail of that whole scrimmage, that nobody knows? Thibbs was guarding me. Thibbs was guarding me the whole time. 1 on 1.

wow this owns

I never thought I’d like a tweet from Leffen

It would’ve taken 7-9 of them to make him look as bad as the last guy did.

That’s because Detective Pikachu’s Pokemon were designed by professional artists with a lot of experience in both Pokemons design and converting 2D figures into realistic models!

This happens to be my field of work too. It takes a lot of iterations to find a good balance between realistic 3D models and cartoon figures,…