Right! So they’re leaving their house at 3:30 AM. I had a gig in the OC, and my black ass was up five days a week at 5 AM, 4 AM if I wanted to hit yoga before work. How early do you think Marjorie gets up to spend his money?

Some of the hardest working people I’ve ever met ranged from poor AF to lower middle class.

Yeah, I don’t know what he’s talking about. I get way more sleep as a business owner than I ever did jockeying cash registers and working doubles.

We’re in a constitutional crisis because of lazy ass rich people.

When this heaux says we should thank white America is that code for put our foot up their asses? I can agree we have been remiss on that point. 

Because that’s the only old shit they like.

But don’t take their confederate monuments, because - uh - history.

I like how she made it real passive when it comes to thanking: “They never give America credit” but real personal when it comes to blaming: “start blaming people who had nothing to do with slavery for the sin of slavery.” Bitch you can’t ask for credit for ending slavery in 1865 but not take blame for perpetuating…

Yet another variation on the theme “Why y’all keep bringing up old shit?”

Thank you, Grand Negus. I love sharing your work with the white Midwestern folks on my friends list who think that bitches like this might just have a point. It's funny, I have the ability to read your work as a white person without ever feeling personally attacked.

I don’t know-oatmeal might be too darn fancy and “big city” for him.

Also can be true for men - for example in the Florida governor race where DeSantis (?) kept calling Andrew Gillum ‘Andrew’ instead of Mr. Gillum.

DYING

“Iced cream” is for the godless coastal elites. For a treat he will ask mother to add a little skim milk to his morning oatmeal.

Mike Pence looks like something an understudy at a wax museum would make, and then get a C+ for.

I’d like to remind Stacey and Oprah …

Unlike Pence, Will Ferrell is a better pretend president:

If Pence showed up my door my first thought is that’s the Devil coming to reap my soul from that time I sold it to him for some rare pogs in elementary school.

My second would be wondering when i pissed off the Opus Dei enough for them to send the albino after me.

And now, a joke!