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As a manager, it’s good to make that clear when someone new starts working for you.

I’m going to end up with like, 100 Aerie thongs if they keep running this deal all the time.

I’m going to end up with like, 100 Aerie thongs if they keep running this deal all the time.

I think it’s the living together thing. You know, the super sinful act of understanding each others’ weirdo private habits before you decide to commit being with them until death.

i think john cena will the be first wrestler turned president

Ding, ding, ding. I was just telling my husband how everyone loves a war-time President.

Thank you! I’ve installed it and love it. The downside are the icons, but I can deal.

Have you tested it out on the surface book yet? What did you think? Looking to add it to my SP4

Este pinche pendejo es muy cabron. 

Can I just say, Fuck trump and everyone associated with him. I’m seriously not sure how I am going to go through each day for the next four years hearing depressing shit like this. Will I just become a numb, jaded old fart?

i know. So much of my current depression is not because of trump, but because obama is no longer president

My most fervent wish right now is to get Trump’s tax returns by accident, and let Jezebel leak them as payback. for Theil destroying my precious Gawker.

HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. CAN WE CONTACT THE WOMEN’S MARCH ORGANIZER!!?? (CAPS FOR EXCITEMENT, NOT SCREAMING).

Not next, no. National parks are probably like #47 on the list.

The Houston Holocaust museum had an exhibit once that decimated me. It was eyeglasses that I guess we’re confiscated from one of the camps — I want to say it was roughly 300,000 of them. Little 12/13 year old me cried through the entire museum but I lost my shit at the glasses.

It’s not the new White House logo, it’s a bullshit made-up “President-Elect” seal, as if that’s ever been a thing.

Is it normal for each new president to create a new logo? Or is Trump just obsessed with getting rid of anything associated with the black guy?

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

He will forever be the best Joker, as far as I’m concerned.

Wataburger, water, and apple cider vinegar are the true champions of the hangover. All can be taken before and /or after- the more, the less hungover you will be. Additionally, in my experience, hangovers are almost completely because of sugar, not alcohol. So fancy mixed drinks with vodka? hungover. Just vodka?