SOME OF THESE ARE AMAZING

All of your thoughts early on were adorable and I am CRACKING up at work.

I could care less about my roommate’s room being messy and super smelly (he does not obviously clean out his cat’s litter box on a regular basis), but the common areas pls clean. He’s starting to clean more now that I’m making him give me money that would be the equivalent of hiring a maid.

I have had dealt with some nurses who were just frankly mean.

I keep trying to buy this on amazon and I keep getting “We’re sorry, an error has occurred. Please reload this page and try again.”

Oh! I think this is why my mom never let us do trick or treat when we were in Houston as kids. *I am 26.

This is why I don’t believe in organized religion.

If the kid got kidnapped, the mom would try and sue/freak out on the book store. Why couldn’t he sit & eat at the nail salon while she provided him kid-friendly things????

oh neat. The only thing I went to off the strip was red bluff??

In my one trip to Vegas I have never heard of the Plaza. Huh.

Spinach from a can that is over cooked.

I was picky af as a kid. I try everything at least once or twice now. I have no idea.

oh we weren’t supposed to donate money if we did the ice bucket challenge??? ... I thought we did it to be empathetic to someone with ALS and then gave money. ( I did it and gave money.)

Man, I don’t even come to this side of the Kinja world that often and I was hoping for more.

Out of all the damn comments I could read on here I see the word supple.

When are we going to see the music video?

Me and my best friend want to get clichéd tattoos so we can have something to be grumpy about in our old age.

In high school, if a dude was a bad kisser it was not going to go any further. I was that girl.

The only time my lunch was taken was met with me walking to everyone’s desk in the entire floor and looking for the particular trash with my name on it and stare at them to the point where they were uncomfortable. (I was an angry 20 year old)

That is messed up. wth.