nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

supple and moist in the same sentence

My mom almost got scammed into some kiting scam. I always feel awful for her cause she was just trying to make some extra money for me and my brother. :(

This is my roommates dogs. The puppy will fight me if I pick her up when the other one is eating. But i am like NO YOU WILL DIE IF YOU EAT ALL THE FOOD.

Yes.

Black bean burgers with bacon are delicious. I am only recently beginning to like bacon.

ughhhhhhhifh i love man buns. :I

My brother’s is like lightsaberlord19861

Shoot, I had an irrational fear of cancer when I was a child.

ME TOO.

Jameson is the only whisky I can drink ...”neat”

MAN SHACK! I miss Austin dearly.

NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS

I really don’t know if my mother ever knew I was lying as a child/teen or not.

You’re welcome.

You know you’re my favorite right?

I am werided out if I am called by my taller half by my actual name.

This stuff is just craziness in a bottle. I do not get it.

Survivor has been on that long!?!?!?!

This. I still can’t run a 5k straight through, but I can complete them.