oh we weren’t supposed to donate money if we did the ice bucket challenge??? ... I thought we did it to be empathetic to someone with ALS and then gave money. ( I did it and gave money.)

Man, I don’t even come to this side of the Kinja world that often and I was hoping for more.

Out of all the damn comments I could read on here I see the word supple.

Me and my best friend want to get clichéd tattoos so we can have something to be grumpy about in our old age.

In high school, if a dude was a bad kisser it was not going to go any further. I was that girl.

The only time my lunch was taken was met with me walking to everyone’s desk in the entire floor and looking for the particular trash with my name on it and stare at them to the point where they were uncomfortable. (I was an angry 20 year old)

That is messed up. wth.

supple and moist in the same sentence

My mom almost got scammed into some kiting scam. I always feel awful for her cause she was just trying to make some extra money for me and my brother. :(

This is my roommates dogs. The puppy will fight me if I pick her up when the other one is eating. But i am like NO YOU WILL DIE IF YOU EAT ALL THE FOOD.

Yes.

Black bean burgers with bacon are delicious. I am only recently beginning to like bacon.

ughhhhhhhifh i love man buns. :I

Jameson is the only whisky I can drink ...”neat”

MAN SHACK! I miss Austin dearly.

NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS

I really don’t know if my mother ever knew I was lying as a child/teen or not.

You’re welcome.

You know you’re my favorite right?

I am werided out if I am called by my taller half by my actual name.