This stuff is just craziness in a bottle. I do not get it.

This. I still can’t run a 5k straight through, but I can complete them.

My hometown scares me. Why do I live here?

This is why I am 26 years old and ask my mom a lot of stuff still. She adults better.

Or like my first tattoo, the artist switched the stencil because he forgot which one was the correct spelling and didnt ask me. I was face down in the chair and didn’t think to ask ONE MORE TIME.

On my 7th birthday, my dad & his friend poured beer all over me because they were drunk.

I flat out told my boyfriend that I will never do his laundry. I will show him how to do a proper load of laundry and done.

The dessert story, it’s a lie right? ITS A LIE.

I should probably catch up on TWD then

THIS. My previous car was not maintained properly, but I was 20 and knew nothing.

And then some. We’ve been together long enough that I was the first lady he fingerbanged. I hope your fellow is also a+

my dude just learned how to proper fingerbang 10/10 job

if your in Texas and doesnt mind a reclusive roommate & the occasional visit from my taller half, let’s talk. I like to sleep 95% of the time when Im home.

THIS. I had to cut a dysfunctional ex-friend out of my life for that reason. ITS LIKE GROW UP.’ He brought nothing to my life.

I do not know why I am cracking UP. Like legitimately cracking up.

My boyfriend agrees with you. PLL is his guilty pleasure. I am on season 5.

This reminds me of the time at the BBQ place I worked at the guy lost his finger down to the knuckle. Good times.

I like you.

The walmart dumbbell set is no longer there. Booo

The walmart dumbbell set is no longer there. Booo

nope