THAT SUMMER WAS AWFUL. :( I legit passed out once because our A/C died and it got to 115 in the house.

i love ceiling fans on top of ac.

yeah, what the fck.

oh wow, I make a strawberry salsa that requires a little bit of minced garlic and it is the delicious :|

I came too early. I will be back later.

oh

i am vomiting after reading this story brb

you are too precious for this world

I hope that my work IT guys enjoy what I read on the gawker network. It keeps my sanity.

I would have thought we were to become best friends for knowing I wanted more cheese already.

poloroids? lol

When I send sexy pictures to my boyfriend when I’m traveling. I get a lot of I love yous and lots of phone calls.

Yeah I wouldn’t want to touch feet either. But I do find the humor behind their giggles.

I can’t really talk to my pedicurist due to the language barrier.. (she’s getting better), but man does she laugh at me during the exfoliation part.

Oh my god. Memories :( I remember being 13 and I had to take the public bus somewhere and the bus driver himself said and tried stuff. I punched him in the nose and took off.

That might be exactly how they get to continue the show...

Just today I had to work with a male client about his bank account... “Aw darlin’ It’s nice that you’re helping me out and all, but I need someone who knows what they’re talking about” DAFUQ

actually, in any pile shirts.

Back in the days of retail me too. It's also pre-programmed in my head if I mess up a pile of shirts to refold in classic retail fashion. :(

I legit cried to my IT guy to allow my college's homepage to be loaded from work. This is the ONLY way I am not failing school.