Yeah. I just made it simple and did the whole googly eyes on the food thing.

I was going to plant a fake pregnancy test in my roommate’s room but I forgot.

Well, you're still a kind soul. I would try things that were enthusiastically made as well. :)

Does The Great American Cookie Co fit to Kitchenette? We did serve edible items.

I love groupon too! But did it taste like cinnamon toast crunch??

SERIOUSLY. I'm a beginner into lifts instead of just cardio and I am beyond freaked out when these guys are just sitting behind me waiting for the bench. It's like, I can see you in the mirror and its distracting me when I am trying to make sure I'm mimcking the video I just watched for form.

I thought the same thing until I was 5. :(

If you don't mind a student, I'd listen to you!

same. My brother is autistic too.

Server friends, the tip amount on the bottom of the check... Is that right? I use that for I am bad at math. Unless you make it overly awesome in which 20% becomes whatever it is plus $10 - $20

I dated a guy for two weeks. Three weeks then I got tired.

this reminds me of when my friend had to call Jerry Springer and tell him he had a fraud block on his card.

Met a drunk Jared Padalecki . Nicest drunk I've ever met.

thats all you charge?

If my roommate's girlfriend was over that much and I rarely saw them. I would say my roommate is perfect. My boyfriend's over every weekend and we'll hang out in the front room...but the tv is mine. If we have spent a marathon day of netflix in there, we'll go into my room and watch it in there. But I think that might…

The blowtorch wasnt at the apartment, but at his dad's place where his dad was a welder type.

My current roommate and I are always trying to actively outwerid each other. We have no qualms about eating each others food. He doesn't like cheese and I love cheese. I put cheese on everything I want for myself selfishly. He eats lunchables everyday and it bothers me. I cook us food like normal, and if I want to…

I had the flu last year and I felt like death mixed with a hurricane.

I did nothing at work today thanks to this.

I've had William Shatner respond to a tweet of mine. I've also had Stephen Amell respond to a tweet of mine.