Oh.

I would like you to elaborate on roleplaying as a prostitute with strangers.

I see this kinda thing on indeed.com when I was helping the boyfriend look for job in between his layoff.

I would want to slap someone in the face.

As long as we don't mention the title of our company, me and my coworkers have complained for years now.

The taller half enjoyed thoroughly when I changed schedules from 6am for this reason.

d'awww. <3

You're adorable. I hope you and future Ms.Glorpp are always cute and happy.

The taller one makes sure I am always warm when we sleep. When I am napping, he'll come in and make sure the blanket hasn't crawled off of me and kiss me on the cheek. (I wake up a lot during any sleeps.) When I was sick with cancer, he just was my protective bubble against everything in the house. (I had a tendency…

WHAT.

AHHH. <3

That's the cool way to do it.

GORGEOUS MAN I LOVE YOU.

Seriously. I don't know why, but I end up puking after a good sob. I feel amazing about 15 minutes after.

As a bank representative that had to man handle NutriBullet's customer service recently.

eat a hamburger please, you seem angry.

I like that title. lol

It's refreshing to see that there are people out there who are rational about this topic. Thanks.

glad to be of service.

Lady Gaga, I'm looking at you now. Hmm