“I’m sorry, Lauren, but you must have me confused for someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m a staff writer.”

Except that it’s a Polish announcer busting out the eastern European-accented “Mamma Mia!”

Well, you have to admit — no one predicted it! Surprise is a key element of strategy. Clever by Poch to spring a third-choice PSG winger & Brazil reject on United like that.

Bah gawd, that’s Zinedine Zidane’s music!!!

#WENGERIN