‘Triflin or not, they are definitely grown asses.

But baby, those other affairs didn’t mean anything. You were the only one I wanted to cheat on my wife with. 

The problem with that tactic is that most food is sold by relatively few companies under different names. So unless you boycott all of one good for an extended period of time (longer than a week), you’re not going to make a dent in the price.

And even then, with how corporations are running now, they’re more likely to…

That’s good because I’m going into battle and i need your strongest potions

Yes I have millions of dollars worth of Splash Mountain water in sealed water bottles if anyone is interested. If you need verification I would ask that you mind your business and stop asking questions, narc.

If you mix it with the Belle Delphine ass water you obtain a potion so powerful that it would kill most people instantly. 

Deceptive pull quotes and marketing is absolutely an art in any medium.

For some reason, I could never totally buy the, “blame the higher-ups” argument this time around. Whenever a game from any larger developer has trouble, disgruntled employees love to trot this out there and since the people actually giving those interviews, anonymously or otherwise, tend to skew heavily one way in…

It’s one of those shows like Brickleberry that thinks being ribald is enough to count as being funny, and it’s not enough.

I’ll torrent it and wait for mods to make it better. I can’t give Rockstar any more money for how awful they are being.

The PS2 version of GTA San Andreas had a 2 player mode to mess around the city, this one doesn’t. What a downgrade.

“it just adds to the grief for the families”

Unfortunately this reminds me of the massive “Feed Our Children” fraud perpetrated during Covid in my hometown of Minneapolis, which siphoned off $250MM in Federal dollars, purportedly to feed poor children while schools were closed.

The big fraudsters are so lame lately. They either have too many unsympathetic victims or they’re just not slimy enough and/or they strike me as the sort of person who the judge is going to sentence to 3 atomic wedgies and a swirlie.

“Bad person does innocuous thing but it counts as news because people are tweeting about it” is like half the articles on the internet now.

Companies be like “you worked 9 months on the project but left before launch? Well you’re not getting in the credits. Meanwhile see this baby that one of the programmer’s wife birthed during production of this game? Well here’s its name right there in the credits!”

“Better Thank Hank”

Also, Glass Onion just came out, this Clue design has probably been around internally for months at least to have hit stores already.

Bezos spent most of his time making sure the contract guaranteed that James Bond would be required to show up at his birthday party.