I am usually pretty chill about Kotaku’s hot takes but I just cannot fathom what this article is about. It doesn’t reinforce a thesis, it doesn’t seem to have a point. They just kinda slapped a cartoon girl on headphones and uh. Yeah. People like the drawings. I don’t get it. But I don’t have to. I buy Anker because…

There’s nothing inherently special about the way Steam functions vs other stores/launchers, but it’s “what everyone is on”, so there’s a popularity incentive.

Actually, most of the other gaming websites did review this game 3~4 weeks ago, right around when it came out.

Okay, but what about his big penis... oh wait I’m not on Jezebel

The problem is those smaller games tend to still get slapped with a full AAA price tag and the publisher shocked pikachus at low sales as if they didnt punt a $30 title out the door with a $90 digital deluxe edition.

I saw one reply that referred to him as “A billionaire from the version of Steam you’re forced to use in Hell.”

Ohana means profit.

We probably have very different definitions of Beautiful

In that case, should it even be a matter of such fierce debate if one Black actor portrays Cleopatra after a string of white ones?

Maybe it would have been more realistic if she had a credit card and was able to buy everything the Merchant could offer.

> Spoilers for Horizon Forbidden West and Burning Shores follow:
meanwhile above the spoiler warning, and in the lead image, and everywhere else - THE SPOILER

thanks for the spoiler...

James Cathcart is actually the second Oak voice actor, who took over the role from Stuart Zagnit in 2006. He’s better known for playing Gary the entirety of the show’s run, as well as being the replacement voices for James and Meowth since 2006. He’s also written pretty much every dub script for Pokemon since then as…

You did not just say that having Disney/Universal rides be as safe as a Florida state fair was a net positive for Floridians, did you? Was it with a straight face?

Oh god it’s those guys. I’ve literally never been able to sit through the whole of any of their movies. I think my record is about 60% of the way through one of the Despicable movies.

Who would’ve thought the lowly cooler would one day be elevated to an object of status?

Only a weirdo thinks an overpriced cooler is a status symbol.

These are some really long paragraphs for print.  And they meander quite a bit. This is a hard story to follow.  Early after the lead you should explain exactly why this setup was so bad.  

like the $140 million Daisy Jones & The Six series

Lol. Ow2

When is an article not an article? When its about the Karsdaians. Leave those women alone. Sad part is a desperate attempt for eyeballs. I don’t know why a major event like Dreamville that was held in Raleigh, NC this weekend wasn’t covered here? Rapper J. Cole is rep North Carolina and had people from all over…