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“Bad person does innocuous thing but it counts as news because people are tweeting about it” is like half the articles on the internet now.

Companies be like “you worked 9 months on the project but left before launch? Well you’re not getting in the credits. Meanwhile see this baby that one of the programmer’s wife birthed during production of this game? Well here’s its name right there in the credits!”

“Better Thank Hank”

Also, Glass Onion just came out, this Clue design has probably been around internally for months at least to have hit stores already.

Bezos spent most of his time making sure the contract guaranteed that James Bond would be required to show up at his birthday party.

“It was made pursuant to a pre-arranged stock sale plan (10b5-1) with an automated sale schedule. He continues to hold shares in-line with corporate guidelines.”

I hope you didn’t give the developers a fair amount of money for the game, so you can instead give them pennies for their work.

His defense is “Video Games made me do it, so blame Nintendo!” This is a screen from Market Street

The last mainline Harry Potter movie grossed 1.3 billion dollars! If you add up every single “HP fan club” we’re still talking about a tiny, tiny fraction of the actual base of Harry Potter consumers. Again, it’s a minority of people that have even ever encountered the term “TERF”, nevertheless knowing what it means

The whole “if you give your money to someone you are responsible for their views” thing is just... ridiculously naive. If anyone believes that, you shouldn’t be on this website, because The Herb and crew still reap any rewards from this site’s success. It’s a sad fact of the world that 90% of all money you spend is,

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For those who would rather watch a (somewhat less) affectionate essay on the second Sonic Advance than read one. Because it’s the day after Christmas, and a lotta y’all are prolly still a lil’ hungover.

Eh, i don’t know. If it was my burned up corpse I’d be fine with it being immortalized in a game asset assuming that I (or my next of kin) had signed off on it in some way (such as making the images public domain). But anatomy doesn’t really bother me (I’ve watched full dissections while eating a sandwich) and I

He explained to some Twitter users that the reason he quit was because he “expected the environment of a startup and found something very different.”

There... there were slave cabin rentals????

I wonder what sort of shit we’d find if we all did a deep-dive into the backgrounds of all of the bloggers on this little site...

I get this article is in jest, but the whole system is predatory. They’ve re-released overwatch 1, tacked on a more profitable model, made it so theres 0 progression unless you adopt that model, taken away features, taken away maps, called it overwatch 2 and expect people to take it or leave it.

Of all the issues with Indiana Jones: The Sequel We Must Never Speak of Again, LaBeouf’s character is like, way way WAY down the list. Sure, LaBeouf himself has spent the years since the sequel in a long-running performance art piece wherein he attempts to turn himself into a literal walking, talking douchebag. But

I don’t wanna be in a building that would break within a year of sale.  *bum bum tis*

Feel bad for the people working their if they force them to sit on gaming chairs to work all day.  I have never sat in a gaming chair that was as comfortable as a nice high end office chair.