is this some sort of record for number of dicks in a kotaku article

Israel bombs the Rockstar HQ (and a dozen schools and hospitals in nearby neighborhoods) in 4... 3... 2...

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

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Exactly the reason why I bought one. Hell, I already have it and it’s fantastic. Literally have zero complaints. And I was originally planning just to sell it at a profit on launch day.

I’ve been in love with mine since I got it.
These people just don’t know yet.. they’re like those old women who hated Rock N’ Roll.. this is the next step in this technology and I for one am all about it. Its fun, useful and pretty... You can’t say that about most of apple’s latest launches. This one makes sense and…

Yeah, a phone as a giant time piece is tacky in a business situation. Most people that will buy this would actually have a use for a watch and are tied more to their phones than they like.

Well I can say that if you’re at a job where you’re bombarded with e-mails all day, looking at your wrist vs taking your phone out every time can become very convenient. It also helps if you want to interact with your phone while driving, you can read off messages and send them via dictations without taking away too…

Lotta ethics coming from TB right now.

Right hand on pink, left foot on stink.

I NEVER GET INVITED TO THE COOL PARTIES.

This is quickly becoming my favorite Telltale series. The game is genuinely funny and I really feel like I know the characters personally. Great job so far on the first two episodes!

Ooooooh so cute! ^_^

Too bad she’ll soon be violated by the amount of r34 and doujinshi.

Really? This is precisely the kind of thing I expect to see in a gaming blog as opposed to a more focused gaming journalism site. Kotaku is all about the editorials.

No problem with the rape content, but "gay stuff?! Ew!"

The first episode was absolutely brilliant... perfect humour, pacing, and exciting scenes. Maybe a little predictable in places and had some awkward choices (or rather, the text for a few choices was vague), but otherwise fantastic. Loved the framing device of Rhys and Fiona taking turns telling the story, which…

Games ARE awesome, Ms. Quinn. That is why many like myself and those within my Glorious Consumer Movement have to defend games from you Anti-Gamer types and those who write "All Gamers Must Be Killed" articles that we are erroneously accused of misreading.

Skipping the obvious jokes regarding DeMott's former gimmicks: it's amazing to me that this took so long to happen, since all of these allegations happened at least two years ago. At their new Performance Center (translation: fancy as hell training area), it's rumored that literally everything is video taped to make…