I’ve modified a Battletoads ROM to automatically continue upon a game over.

Fallout 2 had intelligent Deathclaws that lived in a vault bro

This comment gave me cancer

Bethesda likes to ignore New Vegas’ contributions.

The system’s successor is nearly 2 years in, and you’re surprised about this? It’s a 9 year old console.

Or he could just keep producing YouTube/Twitch content with his Dark Souls schtick and generate further revenue from it?

I played every Halo from 2 onward with my spouse. She was equally pissed about lack of splitscreen.

I cancelled my collector’s edition preorder over that.

Eh, the more trophies/achievements to go around, the better.

It’s entirely for home use. I use handhelds when not home.

So I can play them wherever I happen to be at the time

I own several games on both Steam and PSN/Xbox Live

In the article itself, it talks about how he has black feet because he never wears shoes, even outside.

It happens. I’m almost 29 and my drivers license is routinely scrutinized as a fake when I buy booze.

Given the inventor is the one posing...

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I hope you backhanded some sense into him

False. You get a free level 90 character and jump right into the current content.

Your tears taste delicious

Like every other desktop OS that performs disk indexing. Spotlight on OS X does the same thing.