Comic Sans = no play

Weak Canadian dollar :(

5 seconds on google for my LinkedIn and more details on my life than most people would probably like to know about. Probably some pictures of my genitals too.

I’m buddies with some Kotaku writers, fam. Quit crying because I said a word you didn’t fucking like. “Harassment” right okay. What gamergaters have been doing to my friends (Quinn etc) is harassment. This is nothing. Nothing.

Your stance on drugs is also laughable. All psychedelics are completely safe if used responsibly. You know, like alcohol. Responsibly.

I met my wife 8 years ago on 420chan, actually. She came to the boards for an old attraction called /i/ - Invasion. Made the news more than once, search youtube for “anonymous on fox11”.

HI I FOUNDED 420CHAN

Sure I do, as I wait for unit tests, staging, or compiling at my day job

Bluetooth 4.0 Low Energy mode, dude.

Nearly every installed app on my phone has updated this past week with Watch support. My boss has one on his wrist already. I know exactly how useful it is.

Do you think Rolexes cost remotely close to the actual gold value? There’s a good 1000% markup. Stainless steel Rolexes still cost thousands.

I don’t think you understand how this works. Phone checks for email. Email fires notification to watch, which is otherwise passive.

Spoken like someone that has no life and has to shit on people’s purchases to make himself feel better.

Well considering I’m a software engineer and routinely work with iOS apps... yeah, having the ‘newest gadgets’ is generally in my best interest

The only one that isn’t immediately offensive looking is the Moto360 which in Canada is only marginally less expensive than Apple Watch and will never see remotely the same level of support.

Considering she’s the one that told me to get it at launch, I’ll let her be the judge.

Where I’m from on the Internet, ‘faggot’ is merely a term of endearment.

It’s the physical act and attention commitment of pulling the phone out of my pocket that annoys her.

Sounds like you need to git gud

Couple second glances vs pulling out phone, opening folio case, unlocking it, launching requisite apps/mail, etc. just to determine how important that bit of communication is at the time.