No, I play shitloads of FPS on consoles, so I'm also somewhat baffled.

I really don't make a ton of money, 50k/yr really. I'm sorry your living standards are that low.

I make $18/hr as a software engineer during the day and moonlight with freelance web development. I'm 27. And married. And the creator of 420chan, which also generates a decent amount of monthly advertising revenue. Enjoy your salt.

How am I butthurt when I gladly purchase every single platform on their respective release dates and also have a gaming PC

Having played through the PC version in its entirety and attempting to give it a second go on PS3 and Vita, I highly disagree

Good thing some of us have a job and can afford more than one platform, eh?

Mouse aim. The console version controls are terrible for what kind of game this is. Sorry.

The console versions of the first game didn't play nearly as smoothly. I bought the game twice and could only stand 15 minutes of it with a controller.

Pretty sure everyone with an Xbox One has a PC capable of playing this. The console ports are a novelty.

I keep telling friends I'm not buying it until it's no longer an early access game and they insist it's a finished product because early access is a Steam thing.

that's the point

Loving the Gears of War art in the background

The mental acuity and physical dexterity requirements more than qualify

They're athletes. Deal with it.

Strap in tight kids, this comments section's about to get heavy

Saucy!

LOK'TAR OGAR, MOTHERFUCKER

FOR THE HORDE

NO MORE TEARS

TotalBiscuit is a truly loathsome individual